Did you say helmet? Nope, never worn a helmet. Promotes hair loss. Wow! Did you see that? A flamingo. Beautiful. Why the watch? To see how much time I have left on my contract. How much? Not sure. My business advisor, Otis, handles the money stuff. Otis T. Smooth. He lets me ride in his limo. Up front. Yards? Six. Mowing is great for the legs. Favorite food group? Mustards. Oops, there’s a bell. Bonding time. Gotta go and huddle.